21, I come from the land of beer and cheese curds, a lot of fandom mixed with poetry and porn and funny text posts i wish i had thought of. Live like Pablo Neruda; passionately and without discretion.

thebuttinventor:

precumming:

thank you to whoever invented butts

you’re welcome

(via warmcrotch)

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cactus-princess:

tom-spanks:

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I’m not even 11 anymore and that’s all I want

(via homicidal-hippie)

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carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

carrotsarepeopletoo:

perfcub:

Radical Orpheus descends to the underworld.

he wrote eurydice power ballads with guitar solos so intense they made hades headbang

(Source: thumbeliina, via maggins)

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Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)

(via alice-in-cumberland)

You do not need pasta.
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beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

beardedchrisevans:

a very important and 100% necessary camera angle

(via feministfandomfornication)

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feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

(via thisgirlhastoomanyfandoms)

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Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14

Hair of Elay Neal Moses, 25.6.14

(Source: coachela, via basem-ent)

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I love playing Brienne of Tarth because, when I was growing up, I didn’t really see people on television that I felt that I could identify with. Women all looked kind of a particular way, women characters that were popular, anyway. And when I had the opportunity to play this part, it made me explore the parts of myself I had hidden from. I had very long hair. I wanted to look very feminine, really tall. (x)

(Source: rubyredwisp, via misandry-mermaid)

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2 days ago

the-hobbit:

The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies OFFICIAL Teaser Trailer

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2 days ago

laughterkey:

gazzymouse:

[ Ryan Reynolds as Deadpool in Fox’s unreleased Deadpool movie test footage ]

If you want to watch it go here. The Youtube video has been disabled, but it’s available at the link just below it in the article.

(via feministfandomfornication)

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2 days ago

sebstandaily:

HAPPY 29TH BIRTHDAY SEBASTIAN

"I feel like I always wanted to kill road runner when I was little and I just couldn’t because he always just got away. Either that or the three little pigs."

(via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)

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thecaptainjacksparrow:

elysian-serendipity:

touchmeslowly:

Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.

That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit

thanks, kid

(Source: hayleyfromparamore, via byfn)

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