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nishionishikiis:

Title: Just Pretend For A Night

Author: Lara Zed

Rating: M

Word Count: 14,910

Pairing: Fremione (Fred/Hermione)

Plot: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

Grammar: 1 2 3 4 5 67 8 9 10

Grade: A +

Summary: Fred volunteers to help Hermione with an uncomfortable situation. But what happens when playing pretend gets a little too real?

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1 day ago

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

(via lifeinthefaglane)

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mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

mypreciouslittleblog:

my economics textbook sees a bright future ahead

(via thisgirlhastoomanyfandoms)

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trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(via disneydreamscometrue)

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cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

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wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via disneydreamscometrue)

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“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted’ this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant

“Leo was so tired. He has his head on my stomach and asked for a sandwich. The assistant asked, ‘What do you want on it?’ and Leo said, ‘Oh, Kate will tell you.’ And Leo just kind of fell asleep. And I did know exactly what he wanted’ this cheese and no tomato and no pickle. I absolutely knew. And I thought, God, that’s really weird that I know this person so well.’ It was brilliant

(Source: holmesless, via badwolfroseandcrownsoufflegirl)

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the-cones-of-dunshire:

The perspective of every girlfriend Bucky Barnes has ever had tbh

(via badwolfroseandcrownsoufflegirl)

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What I expect the 12th Doctor to be like

crowley-has-the-phone-box:

Inviting a new companion to join him

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"Oh my god, Doctor, where are we?"

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Looking for the TARDIS after losing it on an alien planet 

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Fighting a Dalek

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Accidentally creating a paradox that is about to rip a hole in the fabric of Space and Time

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I have a good feeling about the new Doctor, ladies and gentlemen

(via thisgirlhastoomanyfandoms)

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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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(via thisgirlhastoomanyfandoms)

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1 day ago

some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)

(via shield-of-agents)

A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
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1 day ago

So.. Jurassic Park! They are filming in Hawaii right?

(Source: chrisprattsource, via gemi-nah)

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imperfectcas:

DeanWinchester:

Crowley:

DeanWinchester:

Lucifer:

I wear your dead dad’s clothes, I look incredible…

Shut it.

How about we play ‘Who Wore it Best?”

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I hate you.

(via ookami-tenshi)

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