21, I come from the land of beer and cheese curds, a lot of fandom mixed with poetry and porn and funny text posts i wish i had thought of. Live like Pablo Neruda; passionately and without discretion.

starwars:

Join us in wishing a very happy birthday to “your worshipfulness” herself, Carrie Fisher!

starwars:

Join us in wishing a very happy birthday to “your worshipfulness” herself, Carrie Fisher!

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11 hours ago
boy:girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3
me:i have a boyfriend
boy:i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn
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14 hours ago

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

(via feministjewishfangirl)

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15 hours ago

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

kyonsama:

From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code

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You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops

(Source: makotokikuchi, via iamwumbo)

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15 hours ago
totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

totallyfubar:

shingen012:

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

(Source: 90s90s90s, via lordoftheinternet)

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15 hours ago

nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

(via iamwumbo)

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15 hours ago
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