21, I come from the land of beer and cheese curds, a lot of fandom mixed with poetry and porn and funny text posts i wish i had thought of. Live like Pablo Neruda; passionately and without discretion.
|boy:||girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3|
|me:||i have a boyfriend|
|boy:||i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn|
So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”
This is the best possible solution.
I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.